Horny Martian

Horny Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Horny Martian always kept a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought it was exciting. A little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Horny Martian wanted a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

Horny Martian desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a strange activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Horny Martian desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Martian desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.