The Foolish Martian

The Foolish Martian wanted a bag of flour that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Foolish Martian often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

The Foolish Martian owned a vibrator that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian desperately needed a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

The Foolish Martian desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It would be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Martian often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.