My Different Martian

My Different Martian desired a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

My Different Martian always carried a bat to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Different Martian desperately desired a hat that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

My Different Martian desperately desired a stretchman that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Different Martian often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Different Martian craved for a crown that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it