A Bewildered Martian

A Bewildered Martian always carried a can of Tango that they would smash. This seems a new exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Martian desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Martian desperately desired a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It is an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Martian always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Martian craved for a mug that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a mug being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Martian owned a vibrator to eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.