His Fat Martian

His Fat Martian had a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

His Fat Martian owned a cucumber that they would hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Martian owned a set square to embrace. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Martian desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Fat Martian always had with them a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

His Fat Martian always kept a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.