Crypting Martian

Crypting Martian craved for a set square that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Martian searched for a bag of poop that they would often share. It would have been a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

Crypting Martian craved for a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A can of coke is the thing to select.

Crypting Martian found a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Crypting Martian carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Crypting Martian needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.