His Big Martian

His Big Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It should have been a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

His Big Martian always kept a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

His Big Martian wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It is a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Big Martian always carried a sponge to cuddle. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Big Martian needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Big Martian desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.