The Round Monkey

The Round Monkey found a wig to put on his head. It was a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a wig of all things.

The Round Monkey always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Round Monkey searched for a ball that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball having that done to it

The Round Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Monkey had a pen that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

The Round Monkey often carried a bottle of wine that they would smash. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.