The Different Monkey

The Different Monkey wanted a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Different Monkey always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Different Monkey craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Different Monkey always had with them a wig that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Different Monkey craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Different Monkey desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.