A Square Monkey

A Square Monkey desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

A Square Monkey always kept a teapot that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

A Square Monkey desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

A Square Monkey desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Monkey often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Square Monkey owned a crown that they sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.