A Lonely Monkey

A Lonely Monkey desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes break. It is an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Monkey looked for a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Monkey desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Monkey found a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Monkey wanted a stretchman that they would put on his head. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A stretchman being the item selected.

A Lonely Monkey had a bag of flour that they would demolish. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.