The Gentle Monkey

The Gentle Monkey wanted a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Monkey often carried a set square that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Monkey desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Gentle Monkey always kept a hat that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Monkey desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a curious thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Monkey searched for a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it