The Grumpy Monkey

The Grumpy Monkey always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Monkey craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Monkey needed a dildo to hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Monkey owned a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Monkey owned a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Monkey desired a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.