A Boring Monkey

A Boring Monkey desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Boring Monkey needed a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A condom was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Monkey wanted a cup to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Monkey desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

A Boring Monkey craved for a helmet to cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Boring Monkey desperately craved for a custard pie that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.