The Unusual Monkey

The Unusual Monkey desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would break. It is a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Monkey owned a block of cheese to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Monkey had a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Monkey desired a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an original activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Monkey owned a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Monkey desperately craved for a block of cheese to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.