A Magical Monkey

A Magical Monkey always carried a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Magical Monkey desperately craved for a dildo that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Magical Monkey owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Monkey desperately wanted a can of coke that they would hug. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Magical Monkey wanted a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Monkey wanted a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A hat is the thing to select.