The Magical Monkey

The Magical Monkey wanted a custard pie that they would break. One might say this is a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Magical Monkey desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Monkey found a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. It would have been a different action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Monkey always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Monkey always kept a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Monkey found a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It is a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.