Her Round Monkey

Her Round Monkey always had with them a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Round Monkey desired a radiator that they would sometimes throw. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a radiator having that done to it

Her Round Monkey desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

Her Round Monkey desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Round Monkey desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often eat. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Her Round Monkey had a mug that they would often insert somewhere. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.