My Bewildered Monkey

My Bewildered Monkey desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey needed a can of Tango that they would play with. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Monkey desired a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

My Bewildered Monkey wanted a computer that they would break. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.