The Jolly Monkey

The Jolly Monkey desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monkey always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Monkey desperately wanted a CD player to experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Monkey desperately needed a computer that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Monkey desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Monkey found a computer to put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be entertaining. A computer would be the item that was chosen.