Their Eccentric Monkey

Their Eccentric Monkey desperately desired a condom that they would often play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Monkey wanted a bottle of wine that they would often smash. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Monkey craved for a teapot that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Monkey carried a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Monkey wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Their Eccentric Monkey always kept a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.