A Naughty Monkey

A Naughty Monkey always kept a crown that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Monkey desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would throw. It might be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Monkey had a cucumber that they would hug. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Monkey searched for a ball that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

A Naughty Monkey always carried a painting of a melon that they would worship. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.