Her Dodgy Monkey

Her Dodgy Monkey found a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Monkey desperately looked for a can of Tango to smash. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Monkey desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Monkey craved for a pen that they would embrace. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Monkey always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Her Dodgy Monkey looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. It should have been a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.