The Funny Monkey

The Funny Monkey craved for a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Funny Monkey desired a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Monkey desperately searched for a dildo that they would break. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Funny Monkey owned a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Funny Monkey always had with them a cheese grater that they would often smash. One might find this to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was awesome. A cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Funny Monkey desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a mug being the chosen thing.