Their Red Monkey

Their Red Monkey owned a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Their Red Monkey desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often eat. This might appear to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Red Monkey always kept a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Their Red Monkey always kept a wig that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

Their Red Monkey looked for a porno magazine that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Their Red Monkey desired a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.