My Tired Monkey

My Tired Monkey desperately wanted a dildo to play with. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

My Tired Monkey looked for a cup that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Monkey desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Tired Monkey needed a rubber chicken that they would worship. This seems a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Tired Monkey desired a vibrator to share. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Tired Monkey always carried a bottle of wine to share. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.