A Retarded Monkey

A Retarded Monkey desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Monkey searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Retarded Monkey craved for a spade that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

A Retarded Monkey often carried a tomato that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Monkey always kept a melon that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

A Retarded Monkey needed a can of coke that they would smash. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.