The Depressed Monkey

The Depressed Monkey desperately desired a hat that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Monkey always kept a teapot to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Monkey found a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It was a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Monkey found a big sponge that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Monkey often carried a crown that they would break. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Monkey desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.