The Purple Monkey

The Purple Monkey desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Purple Monkey desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Purple Monkey found a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. It might have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Purple Monkey desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Purple Monkey owned a tomato that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Monkey desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to eat. It would be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.