The Dodgy Monkey

The Dodgy Monkey always had with them a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Monkey looked for a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Monkey desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Monkey craved for a cucumber to put up their bum. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Monkey always carried a CD player that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

The Dodgy Monkey needed a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.