The Square Monkey

The Square Monkey found a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Monkey searched for a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Square Monkey searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Square Monkey desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

The Square Monkey desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Square Monkey searched for a stretchman that they liked to hug. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A stretchman being the chosen thing.