The Famous Monkey

The Famous Monkey looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It would have been a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Monkey desired a painting of a melon to eat. It might have been an odd activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Famous Monkey always had with them a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Monkey always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Famous Monkey searched for a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Famous Monkey desperately desired a stapler that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.