My Eccentric Monkey

My Eccentric Monkey desired a porno magazine that they would demolish. It is a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Monkey desperately wanted a big sponge to cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Monkey often carried a bottle of coke to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Monkey often carried a bag of poop that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Eccentric Monkey often carried a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was entertaining. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Monkey desperately craved for a helmet to put on his head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.