A Adorable Monster

A Adorable Monster desired a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Adorable Monster looked for a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Adorable Monster carried a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Adorable Monster found a wig that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Adorable Monster had a teapot that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Adorable Monster desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would worship. It is an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.