My Crypting Monster

My Crypting Monster always carried a big sponge that they liked to play with. It was an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Monster owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Monster desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

My Crypting Monster desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Monster searched for a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Crypting Monster desperately needed a CD player that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.