Her Blue Monster

Her Blue Monster desperately wanted a dildo that they would share. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Blue Monster desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Monster desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It is a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Blue Monster always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Her Blue Monster always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Monster often carried a radiator that they would put on his head. It should be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.