My Dodgy Monster

My Dodgy Monster owned a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Monster searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Monster had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Monster desired a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Monster always kept a sword that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

My Dodgy Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.