Gentle Monster

Gentle Monster had a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a computer having that done to it

Gentle Monster desperately craved for a condom to worship. It should be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

Gentle Monster had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It might have been a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Gentle Monster always had with them a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon having that done to it

Gentle Monster needed a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Gentle Monster craved for a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.