My Colourful Monster

My Colourful Monster found a hat that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Colourful Monster needed a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Colourful Monster desperately looked for a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Colourful Monster desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would worship. It is considered to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Colourful Monster desperately desired a pen that they would cuddle. This seems a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Monster always had with them a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.