His Stupid Monster

His Stupid Monster owned a sword that they sometimes throw. It might be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A sword would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Monster always carried a crown that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a crown being the item selected.

His Stupid Monster desired a helmet to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Monster desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Monster needed a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Monster desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.