A Eccentric Monster

A Eccentric Monster found a computer that they would often break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A computer is the item to select.

A Eccentric Monster found a ball that they liked to put on his head. It is an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A ball would be the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Monster carried a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Monster desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Monster had a spade that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Monster searched for a pint of cider that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.