My Depressed Monster

My Depressed Monster owned a can of coke that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Monster always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Monster found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Depressed Monster often carried a cup that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

My Depressed Monster found a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be wonderous. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Depressed Monster desperately searched for a bottle of wine to share. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.