The Bum Loving Monster

The Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Monster needed a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Monster owned a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would drop. It was a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is epic. A piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Monster carried a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.