The Foolish Monster

The Foolish Monster carried a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Monster wanted a mug that they would occasionally eat. It should be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug of all things.

The Foolish Monster needed a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Foolish Monster had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Monster often carried a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster owned a cup to break. It should be a weird action, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.