My Little Monster

My Little Monster desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Little Monster desired a dildo that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it

My Little Monster carried a custard pie to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Little Monster desperately wanted a little monkey that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Little Monster often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Little Monster desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.