His Energetic Monster

His Energetic Monster desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Monster desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Energetic Monster desperately wanted a hat to cuddle. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

His Energetic Monster desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Energetic Monster desired a teapot to eat. It is a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Energetic Monster carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.