The Round Monster

The Round Monster desperately looked for a condom that they liked to worship. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Monster often carried a sponge to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

The Round Monster always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Monster desperately needed a dildo that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Round Monster desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It might be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Round Monster owned a magic 8 ball that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.