The Naughty Monster

The Naughty Monster needed a cheese grater that they liked to share. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Monster desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Monster always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. This seems to be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Monster needed a sword that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Monster desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Monster had a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.