His Lonely Monster

His Lonely Monster had a set of lego that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Monster owned a stapler that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Lonely Monster had a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Monster desperately wanted a wig that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

His Lonely Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Lonely Monster desperately needed a computer that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer would be the item chosen.