A Big Monster

A Big Monster desperately looked for a mug that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Big Monster searched for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Big Monster desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often eat. It should be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Big Monster desired a pen that they would sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

A Big Monster wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Big Monster desperately looked for a set square that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a curious activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.